Gillian Anderson: So, you're telling me we're dealing with a sort of missing link in the evolutionary chain? Keanu Reeves: That's right, Scully! The scientific name for this beast would be Rodanondus marcipius from the genus Simpleacles.huhhuhhuhhuh! Director: Mr. Check out these never-before-seen screen tests! Director: Keanu Reeves screen test, take one. I'm stuck! I'm stuck! Bloopers Host: When David Duchovny announced he was leaving The X-Files, producers had to scramble to find a new male lead. Bo and Luke try again but this time Bo bounce off the bonnet, on his head] Bo Duke: Son of a bitch! Ow! Ow! Luke Duke: Wait! Wait, John! I'm stuck. The clapperboard claps, "Dukes of Hazard: Take 2". Luke jumps into the car through the passenger window, but Bo slides over the bonnet into a tree. Bloopers Host: You just can't trust the Chinese! There certainly weren't any Chinese in Hazzard County, but Bo and Luke had problems of their own! Clapperboard: Marker. Jerry Poppendaddi: There's.ah.nothing like a nice piece of bamboo, especially when. Jerry Poppendaddi: There's nothing like a nice piece of bamboo.ah.when.crap! Cameraman: Stop being such a wuss. Jerry Poppendaddi: Er, ah, are you sure? It's just that.ah.alright. Cameraman: It's completely harmless, Jerry. When you can't get your lines right, sometimes the biggest story is you! Caption: on the hunt-with Jerry Poppendaddi] Jerry Poppendaddi: There's nothing like some tasty bamboo, especially when you're Ling Ling who's travelled all the way from China to visit.um.ah.I'm sorry, I just don't feel safe next to this animal.
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Bloopers Host: Is everyone ready for more of those hilarious bloopers? You know, being a TV reporter isn't all fires and double homicides. Jazz: So get your ass checked out before it's too late, turkeys! Voiceover: This has been a message from the Cybertronian Medical Association. Now we Transformers don't have organic internal organs, and can't get cancer. What you've just seen was a dramatization of what you, your friends, and your family go through if you don't get regular prostate exams.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR GRADES! TO YOUR FRIENDS! TO ALL YOUR STUFF! WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PROFITS OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S BAKE SALE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO WORLD ECONOMY! AND YOUR BOYFRIEND GIVES YOU HERPES SIMPLEX A!! AND YOU END UP GETTING A STUPID TATTOO OF A UNICORN! ON YOUR LEFT BUTT-CHEEK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BITCHIN' FIREBIRD, BUT YOU WERE TOO STRUNG OUT TO NOTICE AT THE TIME! Police Man: We just wanna help! Rachael Leigh Cook: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO FAMILY VALUES! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE POLLEN COUNT!!! Any questions?! ANY QUESTIONS?!?! This is what happens to your brain on heroin. Presents (Pilot) Junk in the Trunk George Bush: My name is George W.
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